When we gab about bras here on Smitten, many of us complain that it’s hard to find pretty, sexy bras in our sizes. For gals with bigger busts, boring, matronly bras make up the bulk of our selection. However, lots of stores and sites are hoping to change that, including a lovely little shop here in Southern California.
Jenette Bras carries a fantastic selection
You Porn of sexy bras and lingerie. The shop’s slogan is “The alphabet starts at D!” Loves it! On Sunday, they hosted a grand opening party for their Pasadena location. I stopped by the soiree and asked shop owner Jenette Goldstein for some sexy tips and boy did she deliver!
Clean sheets
This is the opposite of a dirty item, but many of the guys and I agree, hopping into a nicely made bed, with fresh, clean sheets, makes us more up for it. “It’s like driving a new car,” says Sean, “you want to see what this thing can do.”
Write a dirty note
“When I get you home, I’m going to sit you
Porno down, take off your tie, tie your arms to the chair, unzip your pants, and….” And so on and so forth. The more detail the better. Some erotic writing, a preview, really can set the mood for a sexy Christmas eve. Send a naughty email (NOT to his work account), or even better, a handwritten note (do NOT fax it; use snail mail). You can go any way you like: historical fantasy (“I’m a poor dutch girl trapped in a castle by my evil stepfather; I need the lust of a real man to set me free), a preview (see above), or just describe a dream you had where he was the sexy star—he’ll want to reenact it.
Morning handjob
As the girls and I discussed last week, the HJ is back in style. A morning BJ can be an awful lot of work—why not start his day off with something simpler, the bacon-and-eggs of morning sex? Sean has a similar wish this X-mas: “I want a handjob when I’m doing normal, non-sexy things, like watching TV. I can think of none more gratifying and selfish sex act than getting a nice tug while I watched the hockey game. That would be ideal. Like, I-will-now-take-that-hip-hop-dance-class-with-you ideal.”
New Underoos
